Don't Put Your Dick In The Window Fan

Don't Put Your Dick In The Window Fan
Written by Ryan Fan Club

Don't put your dick in the window fan
Never put your nards under a moving van
Hey buddy, man, I think we can agree
An electric gloryhole just ain't the place to be
If you stick it in a wall
Or a pane of broken glass
You'll discover mauve connect-the-dots
On the greasy crease of ass
Like chlamydia from Lydia
Or gonorrhea from Miss Rhea
The doctor says, "It's your own fault"
And he's never gonna see ya

Don't put your dick in the window fan
Your schlong don't belong in a frying pan
Hey buddy, dude, I think you can attest
That a tissue substitutes for a double-dee chest
If you use a grocery bag
Then there's no real chance for danger
Or sit a bit on right or lefty
And pretend that it's a stranger
Like a red badge on a pink vadge
Or a silver silly willy
The nurse, she looks and smiles and laughs
While you just claim it's chilly

Don't put your dick in the window fan
You can't put your cock in a rusty tin can
Hey buddy, guy, you surely best believe
It won't feel a thing like her wide-end receive
If you can't shake your spear
With the likes of Horatio
You shouldn't spend your lonely nights
Watching point-of-view fellatio
Like a casting couch slouch
Or a video voyeur toyer
The other patients get in first
While you wait on hold for a lawyer

Thanks for reading!
- ryan